This is about the omission of wanking from a girl’s childhood stories, reserving it only for boys whose mothers find their soiled sheets under their beds or walk into their room whilst they’ve got rubber gloves and a slice of Tesco ham round their cock.

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This is about how this omission of wanking from a girl’s childhood stories leads to it being something you shouldn’t do and should be ashamed of if you do.

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This is about young women excluded from her friendship group in secondary school after admitting to having a wank.

 

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This show exposes the fact that you are always taught what happens when a male ejaculates. When a male ejaculates, you must be prepared with protection. When a male ejaculates it is to let off steam. When a male ejaculates, you will get pregnant and die.

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Yet nobody ever told me I could drown my partner with my gushing, flowing tsunami come.

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Performed at: DIY Space, Her-pees (2019), Mirth, Marvel & Maud (2019)